Cat Rules - A Manual for the Cat Guardian.
Welcome to life with cats.
They’re mysterious. Majestic. Occasionally merciless. And completely enchanting.
To thrive in their world, you don’t need dominance—you need reverence.
Follow these 10 simple rules to stay in their good graces—and keep harmony flowing between the whiskers and the humans under one roof.
1. Don’t Interrupt a Cat Doing Something Cat-Like
Sunbeam lounging? Hallway ghost-chasing? Let them be.
This isn’t mischief—it’s instinct. It’s expression. It’s cat.
To build a meaningful bond with your feline, begin with this truth: cats are unapologetically themselves, always. And your role? You’re a beloved companion—but also a humble guest in their mysterious world.
So pause. Observe. Respect the fluff.
Honor her Catness, and she’ll begin to trust your humanness right back.
Arwen just doing her thing. Being super, stinkin’ cute!
2. A Clean Litter Box = A Peaceful Home
Scoop daily. Scoop like someone’s watching—because they are.
Cats expect a pristine bathroom. If they don’t get it? They’ll find another. You won’t like where.
Litter care isn’t just hygiene—it’s a love language. So grab that scoop, honor her standards, and make the box a sacred space.
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3. If You Wouldn’t Eat It, Maybe Your Cat Shouldn’t Either
Cats are obligate carnivores. Their bodies crave meat and moisture—not grains and carbs.
Dry kibble might be convenient, but it’s often packed with ingredients that don’t serve your cat’s biology. Long-term, it can lead to dehydration, kidney issues, and more.
Want to love your cat through food?
Offer high-quality wet food or a balanced raw diet. It’s nourishment for their body—and their wild little soul.
4. Respect the Paws
Toe beans = sacred ground.
They’re soft, sure—but they’re also weapons, instruments of balance, and boundary-makers.
When touching paws or trimming claws, move slowly and with intention. Let your cat lead. The beans are not toys. They are tools of the feline spirit.
Honor them.
5. Cat Belly: Look, Don’t Touch
It’s not an invitation—it’s a trust test.
When your cat shows you her belly, she’s revealing her most vulnerable self. Touch it without permission, and you may be met with a quick, pointy reminder: consent matters.
Respect the floof. Let trust guide the interaction. And if she does invite you in? Consider yourself royalty.
6. Let Sleeping Cats Lie—Especially on You
When your cat curls up in your lap or on your chest, cancel your plans.
That soft weight? That purr? That’s trust in its purest form. Your heartbeat has become home.
So breathe. Be still.
Right now, you are the sanctuary.
7. The Cardboard Box Is Never Just a Box
To your cat, a cardboard box is never just a box.
To you, it’s recycling.
To your cat? It’s a fortress. A castle. A spaceship. A throne. Ooooh!
Respect the box. Decorate it. Combine it with other boxes and build a cardboard kingdom. Let your inner kitten play too. Because when you engage in her world, she knows: you get her.
8. Cats Aren’t Furniture—but Good Luck Telling Them That
That velvet chair? She didn’t steal it—she claimed it.
Cats scratch. It’s not defiance—it’s wellness. Instead of punishment, offer alternatives that meet her instinctual needs and fit your decor. Check out stylish options from brands like Hauspanther and Tuft + Paw.
Because this isn’t just your home—it’s a shared story.
Rafi playing with a favorite critter toy.
